This website is the online repository for my humor writing, digital art, and infrequently updated blog about whatever misadventures I've gotten myself into again. Feel free to steal images and writing off the site as long as you give me a shout out for it. Failing to give proper credit will open a rift between this world and the next, ushering in a thousand years of darkness (but seriously, don't be a content thief).
If you're interested in hiring me (freelance or otherwise), galleries of my work and contact information are accessible through the top menu. Feel free to say hello but please do not try to sell me things.